8 reasons a theremin is like a wife

Posted: 9/30/2006 10:20:00 PM

From: Hillsborough, NC (USA)

Joined: 2/13/2005

With no offense to the missus...

You can practice your whole life and still never figure the darn thing out!

When you first get it, you can't wait to spend all your time with it. Then as you get to know it, you find your relationship is better when you're hands-off.

Every time you approach it, you have to learn how to work with it all over again.

It's "mood" changes with temperature, humidity, time of day, phase of the moon, solar flares, and how much change you have in your pocket.


After a while when it gets boring, you can always spice it up with some new effects.

It takes 2 hands and all your concentration to control at all times.

If you leave it turned on and walk away from it, it growls at you.
Posted: 10/2/2006 12:02:52 AM

From: santiago, chile

Joined: 3/17/2006

im agree with you, ...its very simple and very complicated too
Posted: 10/3/2006 8:52:03 AM

From: Jax, FL

Joined: 2/14/2005

As much as you love your own, you're always willing to take a look at someone else's....
Posted: 10/3/2006 9:26:38 AM

From: Jax, FL

Joined: 2/14/2005

My wife will not allow me to get a second one.

You must be logged in to post a reply. Please log in or register for a new account.