[i]Oh goood! I absolutely detest that woman anyway.[/i]
Right after I bumped into you the other day I went into that Fresh & Wild - I'm not proud of it, I needed something strong-smelling to go in my nose and make the Catarrh go away. Woman approaches me...
Woman: Can I help you at all?
Me: Maybe, I'm just after some kind of menthol product to put up my nose.
Woman: Oh... right, I should probably just ask someone who works here.
Me: You... I assumed you worked here?
Woman: Ah, well, I'm a nutritionist you see...
BEWARE. THESE PEOPLE ARE LURKING IN OUR SHOPS AND HOMES. THERE IS NO ESCAPE.