Intelligence triumphs over nutritionism once again

http://www.guardian.co.uk/food/Story/0,,2011095,00.html

Hah!

Hah!, indeed.

Oh goood! I absolutely detest that woman anyway.

We have those flakes over here, too.

You can buy a pill for just about anything. My guess is they just have one big bin at the factory which they use to fill all of the various supplement bottles....

[i]Oh goood! I absolutely detest that woman anyway.[/i]

Right after I bumped into you the other day I went into that Fresh & Wild - I'm not proud of it, I needed something strong-smelling to go in my nose and make the Catarrh go away. Woman approaches me...

Woman: Can I help you at all?
Me: Maybe, I'm just after some kind of menthol product to put up my nose.
Woman: Oh... right, I should probably just ask someone who works here.
Me: You... I assumed you worked here?
Woman: Ah, well, I'm a nutritionist you see...

BEWARE. THESE PEOPLE ARE LURKING IN OUR SHOPS AND HOMES. THERE IS NO ESCAPE.

Always good when intelligence triumphs over hype.

This woman was a piece of work, huh? Claiming phoney expertise -- and subjecting challengers to lawsuits.

[i]"BEWARE. THESE PEOPLE ARE LURKING"[/i]

Buyer beware!

For once I am glad to be an American, for I have never heard of that lady!

Anyone know the Dead Milkmen song, "Nutrition"? Great stuff!