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Posted: 7/27/2009 3:25:03 PM 11

From: Colmar, France

Joined: 12/31/2007

[i]Damn! - all my efforts to be PC in my postings have just gone up in smoke......[/i]

Your parents should have warned you that discussing with smokers who are deliberately politically incorrect, like I am, may cause this!

"Eat the patient information leaflet and rasp your doctor or pharmacist about risks and side effects"

Posted: 7/27/2009 11:20:01 PM 12

FredM

From: Eastleigh, Hampshire, U.K. ................................... Fred Mundell. ................................... Electronics Engineer. (Primarily Analogue) .. CV Synths 1974-1980 .. Theremin developer 2007 to present .. soon to be Developing / Trading as WaveCrafter.com . ...................................

Joined: 12/7/2007

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[i]"Eat the patient information leaflet and rasp your doctor or pharmacist about risks and side effects" [/i]

Better still.. "[b]Smoke[/b] the patient information leaflet and rasp your doctor or pharmacist about risks and side effects"

Posted: 7/28/2009 9:35:33 PM 13

teslatheremin

From: Toledo, Ohio United States of America

Joined: 2/22/2006

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I am just happy that my Theremin has an 'in' hole and an 'out' hole, and health care: Me.
Good Luck All! $Fred$
TT

Posted: 7/29/2009 9:18:42 AM 14

dr lobotomy

From: Hebden Bridge, West Yorkshire, UK

Joined: 1/15/2008

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Q: How do you get two theremin players to play in tune?

A: Shoot one of them!

Q: How do you get a theremin player to play more quietly?

A: Put some sheet music in front of him.

Posted: 7/31/2009 6:57:05 PM 15

teslatheremin

From: Toledo, Ohio United States of America

Joined: 2/22/2006

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How does one get a Dead Baby,(Or Fetus, for that matter), to play the Theremin?
Throw it accurately!
Puke!
TT

Posted: 7/31/2009 9:40:17 PM 16

FredM

From: Eastleigh, Hampshire, U.K. ................................... Fred Mundell. ................................... Electronics Engineer. (Primarily Analogue) .. CV Synths 1974-1980 .. Theremin developer 2007 to present .. soon to be Developing / Trading as WaveCrafter.com . ...................................

Joined: 12/7/2007

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deleted by fred.

Posted: 8/11/2009 2:35:16 PM 17

dr lobotomy

From: Hebden Bridge, West Yorkshire, UK

Joined: 1/15/2008

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Q: How many thereminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: 13. 1 to change the lightbulb and 12 to argue about how crap he did it on Levnet....

Posted: 8/11/2009 7:44:15 PM 18