"This thread is so fun to read. So much snobbery and outright balderdash!" - SapereAude
Snobbery is subjective..
But "outright balderdash" shouldn't be.
Please detail this outright balderdash, so that it can be looked at and countered if it is, in fact, balderdash.
Leaving out anything subjective like whether one likes the sounds or not, here are the two things which, if not balderdash, probably make the theremini useless as a theremin:
1.) Latency (length of time it takes to convert pitch field changes to audio) - By all accounts, this is abysmal to the point of making the instrument unplayable and unresponsive to usefully controlled vibrato.
Update -> (Now confirmed to be at least 100ms before a pitch catches up with a hand movement!)
Is this balderdash?
2.) Linearity. This is by all accounts worse than many 'toy' and lower cost theremins, and combined with 1 above, forms a barrier to its use for anything other than effects / pads.
Update -> (Now confirmed to be bad - But latency is the issue which makes the theremini UNPLAYABLE, as confirmed by ALL thereminists who have attempted to play it, including Peter Pringle, Kevin Kissinger, Randy George, Thomas Grillo)
Is this balderdash?
By all accounts there are other issues which wont bother the casual user, but which have been raised here - these include that the pitch does not in fact go to C1 as shown in the display and (effectively) stated in the manual, and that the pitch is an octave higher.. And for those wishing to combine the theremini with analogue synthesis, there is the issue of (IMO absurd) deviation from the CV standard.
Are any of these "balderdash"?
I guess that you have never played any E-Field instrument other than the theremini, and in this case, IMO, you have never played a theremin and have no idea about what a real theremin plays like or feels like - so the standards by which you are assessing it and your expectations of it will be similar to someone who has only ever played a Casio VL-Tone calling those who have played a Mini-Moog "snobs" for saying the VL-Tone was a toy.
The theremini is probably a great toy, just as the VL-Tone was - and can probably find some musical application, just as the VL-Tone did.
But if the VL-Tone had been marketed as a "real" synthesiser, Casio would have (rightfully) been laughed at and/or scorned.
And anyone buying a VL-Tone and believing that it actually was in any way similar to the experience of playing a Mini-Moog would either be happy or be put off synthesisers - if the marketing and packaging had effectively created the delusion that the two were in the a similar class.
And I feel this is a reasonable (if perhaps slightly exaggerated) analogy to the Theremini but not far off - I think - The playability of the VL-Tone keyboard compared to the playability of the Mini-Moog keyboard is possibly a fair comparison to the playability of a theremini compared to the playability of an EWS, for starters.
But perhaps you can show me where I am wrong, and detail some of this alleged "balderdash".
Fred.