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Theoretical papers on capacitance often dispense with absolute dimensions because capacitance scales geometrically. So a large enough plate with a large enough high Q inductor should be able to easily detect a human body more than a meter away. One paper described a system of capacitance sensors to determine human occupancy and movement in a room, and it used lowly 555 timers for oscillators, along with a boatload of averaging and other methods for noise & drift reduction. Not "selling" anything here: the D-Lev detects my body movements out past 1.5 meters, but when you get that far out you're in the femto-Farad measuring business, where things like flaky grounds and external interference (as well as internal interference like power supply noise, etc.) tend to place limits on the whole endeavor.
An Etherwave could probably be adapted to this sort of thing, but it would take some work. Extra circuitry would be needed to buffer the oscillators in order to prevent lock around null (this is easy), but also to maintain null long-term without overly intruding on the operation (this isn't so easy as it involves frequency measurement and some sort of bi-modal filter).